free wireless internet

That's right - free. No password required, just come on in and do your homework, grade your tests, or whatever else you kids do on the interweb.

Just remember that sharing applies to bandwidth as much as it did to fruit roll-ups when you were seven, and downloading illegal shit is still illegal when you're not in your living room embracing your Snuggietm.

Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they aren't out to get you.